STEVE AND HIS GOLDFISH: PART 1

Once upon a time in a land very, very close to here…. There is an obsessed slow witted boy named Steve. Steve is a 46 year old mama’s boy who is in the fifth grade because he got held back 30 years. All Steve ever wanted in his life was to get a goldfish. But he was unable to because he is allergic to them. One day a terrorist appeared at his house and blew it apart because he was a suicide bomber. He woke up in the hospital and found out that his allergy was gone, so now he can buy a goldfish. But he forgot one teensy weensy thing. He was super poor…… He had a mental breakdown and ended up in a mental institute. After 16 years of counciling, he was a new man. Except he still was old, fat, and has body odor. While walking to an enchanted forest to find a pack of Stride Gum, he saw a suit case filled with a million dollars. Next to it was a shiny quarter. He didn’t know how to count, so he took the quarter because it was shiny. Her then went to the pet store and tried to buy a goldfish. The store owner knew that Steve “wasn’t that bright” so he took the quarter and in return Steve got a dead goldfish. When he went back to his home (which was the parking lot of a Taco Bell) he saw that the goldfish wasn’t moving. He tapped on the glass bowl and the goldfish floated up to the surface of the water. Steve thought it was alive, so he tied a string around the goldfish and used it as a leash. He walked the goldfish like a dog, when actually the goldfish was being dragged through poo, dirt, and Skittles. Suddenly he saw a white light hit the earth and everything blew up! He woke up and saw that everything was destroyed and he was the only survivor in Vice City!!! He knew that the plot of this story was turning into a cheap knockoff of I Am Legend…………………………………….

CELLPHONE MADNESS!!!

YO….So, I’m getting a new cell phone in october and i don’t know which one to get. so plz suggest one for me. Comment plz…………………

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Sup People. I am trying my best to pimp out my site, so plz comment about it if you like it or not. Also i’ll be starting a new series about a guy named steve, so plz read that. i’m going to try my best to write one once a week. Also if u guys are wondering about my page name, i couldn’t think of any other name so i just picked to random things and put them together.